Easy come, easy go. Little high, little low. Any way the wind blows, doesn’t really matter to me.
And that my friends is how you take a hammock and make a nice cozy chair for around the fire. Then, when it’s time for bed, just unhook one end of the hammock and hang it from a tree. The tripod will hold up the other end. Genius.
Lifestyles of the broke and nameless. I made myself a new ultralight nylon hammock. It’s 12 feet long and compacts down to the size of a softball. Retail backpacking hammocks cost a retarded amount of money, some up to $300. I made mine for less than $30, suckers.
Slept on the edge of a cliff the other night. I snapped this picture just after I woke up. (at Gunpowder Falls)
I’ve always greatly valued the things that have been handed down to me from my father, but the treasures I’ve inherited from my father’s father are absolutely priceless. Not to mention, they will clearly endure regular use for more than a lifetime.
Titanium shot glasses, they’re perfect for any and every ultralight alcoholic on the go! Super tough and practically weightless. Now who wants to go get drunk in the woods?